cum so hard i pass out, cumatose.
Little boy goes off on his mom for getting pregnant
Bruh, he sounds like a young Kanye West
me when I found my mom was pregnant.
This is the cutest thing ever man lmao!!
Me when my mom told she was pregnant in High School.
I feel you, breh. He already feels his Christmas wish list getting shorter.
It’s 1:56 and I’m fuckin trying to sleep
I’ve gøt a migraine
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED
I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG