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22 Pictures That Prove Kids Are Freaking Weird




Chicago man tells Obama: “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”

my mans obeezy put the moves on her at the end

obama aint shit “im not gonna touch your girl”
*touches her*



im so upset




"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.


The IMDb board for Dear White People is exactly what I expected




I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask




This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.




is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

no actually it’s even better than that

this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.

it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”

and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.

it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

oh my GOD


Today was fun. We found our own private blue lagoon up in the mountains 45 minutes southwest of Reykjavik, Iceland. The water was warmed by the many hot springs located in the area; temperatures were balanced out by the cool water flowing in. Perfect. We were the only people around for miles; our spirits could not be contained.


Last year for my creative writing class, I wrote a short story about a world in which clowns were actually a vaguely humanoid and dangerous animal captured in the wild and trained for carnivals. They also asexually reproduced at a catastrophic rate, so if one escaped (as it did in the story), the area would be overrun by them within months.

My partner decided to make a sculpey model of one of the clown larva. They’re pretty gross, and are usually found in massive swarms.

I thought this was appropriate for Sixpenceee’s Halloween Special, so here you go!